Roast Anything
AI-powered, brutally honest feedback

Your resume deserves the truth.

Submit your resume, website, or GitHub profile. Get a roast that stings a little — and feedback you can actually use.

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Example roastResume · Brutal · English
38

"Technically a resume. Emotionally, a cry for help."

3 findings · 1 critical

  • The Corporate Word Salad

    "Synergized cross-functional deliverables" — cool, but what did you actually do?

    high

  • The "Responsible for..." Epidemic

    Six bullet points, six "responsible for"s. Responsible for variety, maybe.

    medium

  • Where Are The Actual Results?

    Numbers exist. Use them. "Improved performance" improved it from what to what?

    critical

What you can submit

Roast anything you've built

PDF · DOCX

Resume

We'll read between every buzzworded line.

URL

Website

Portfolio, landing page, personal site — the whole thing.

PROFILE

GitHub

Pinned repos, README energy, commit history. Nowhere to hide.

The process

How it works

01

Submit

Upload your resume or drop a link to your site or GitHub profile.

02

Choose your roast

Pick an intensity and a language. You're in control of the damage.

03

Get destroyed (constructively)

Read the roast, then the actual feedback underneath it.

Intensity

Choose your damage

Four intensities. All of them honest.

Gentle

Constructive, encouraging, still honest.

Sarcastic

A raised eyebrow in text form.

Brutal

No cushioning. Just the truth.

Nuclear

Read at your own risk.

Languages

Roasted in your language

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Sample output

What a roast actually looks like

Fictional submission, real format. No fake users, no fake numbers — just an honest preview of the output.

Fictional roastWebsite · Sarcastic · English
54

"A beautiful site. Shame about the part where it works."

3 findings · 1 critical

  • The Portfolio That Loads Like It's 2009

    Four fonts, a carousel, and an autoplay video. Bold choices for a design portfolio.

    high

  • Zero Navigation, Infinite Confidence

    No nav bar, no footer, no way back to the homepage. Just vibes.

    medium

  • The Contact Form That Contacts No One

    It submits. It just doesn't go anywhere. Neither will this lead.

    critical

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